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O.J. Simpson Behind Bars.. Again

O.J. Simpson Behind Bars

The O.J. Simpson media circus has started again with his arrest for armed robbery, conspiracy, and other charges
In Las Vegas today. I hope the news channels will not spin this story 24/7. Maybe this time he will do some time for the crime. Remember that a person is innocent until proven guilty…..How much proof is needed to put this guy away. This is the time for a speedy trial and conviction by judge or jury. An armed robbery in Vegas should carry some time. I know it does in most cities. Will the plea bargain win out over justice again?
Stay tuned…. The show has just begun!

September 11, 2001 photos and pictures

I will never forget this day in my life and how our world changed in a matter of seconds. God Bless America.

September 11, 2001 photos and pictures

Politics & Humor go Together

While checking out some of the excellent work from Warren Willis of Old Blue Web Designs
I ran across this site he made that shows the tone of our political climate. I really would like to hear what Bill O'Rielly's comments would be. While you are there you can view other designs from Warren's company. In my opinion he has mastered the art of using Flash in a web page. Just click on the banner below.

Savenetradio.org

Savenetradio.org:


The future of Internet radio is in immediate danger!
Royalty rates for webcasters have been drastically increased by a recent ruling and are due to go into effect on July 15 (retroactive to Jan 1, 2006!). If the increased rates remain unchanged, the majority of webcasters will go bankrupt and silent on this date. Internet radio needs your help!
The Internet Radio Equality Act has recently been introduced in both the House and Senate to save the Internet radio industry. Please call your senators and your representative to ask them to co-sponsor the Internet Radio Equality Act."

Household Hints

Holiday Hint: For dinner mints, fill your cut glass candy dishes with economical, yet artisticly abstract "sink turds" (dried gobs of toothpaste).

Another Holiday Hint: For a refreshing and healthful Christmas wine, try Aquafresh.

Never discard a feminine pad without using the sticky side to clean lint off your husband's suit.

When your clothes get dirty, donate them to the Salvation Army and then buy them back cleaned and pressed a couple of days later.

To make your own economical nicotine patches, soak band-aids in a tobacco chewer's spit cup.

Save gift shopping time and money! At the party, take your card, in a small envelope, and switch it with the card on the most expensive looking gift.

Always keep some plastic snakes near your front door. When witnessers come by, pretend to vomit up the snakes.

Avoid cleaning paint brushes indefinitely by wrapping them in plastic and tossing them in the freezer.

When your outdoor furniture gets covered with 'allergy', throw it in somebody's pool and ask the owner to shock their pool for you.

When your child is old enough to say "Mom, I want some mookie," then it is time to stop breastfeeding.

Gals, keep a box of junior size tampons just in case a friend needs to borrow one, so you can say that's the biggest size you can stand to wear.

If your cat won't eat the dead carcasses he drags in, run the electric can opener and drop the critter in his bowl.

If you slop food on your clothes, it's more effective and economical to suck the stain out.
First apply a heavy wad of spit, and let the enzymes digest the stain for 20 minutes. Then use your mouth to apply heavy suction to the spot. Works better than dry-cleaning on men's ties.

Ladies, you can launder and re-use those thin mini-pads if you just leave them in your underwear!

If your dog falls in love with a guest's leg, have the decency to leave them alone for a while.

One good reason to visit the sick - their medicine cabinet.

A little Comet® and someone else's electric toothbrush will work miracles on your grubby toe and finger nails.

Having a fine party and your low on the chex mix? Just add a few scoops of dry kitty food and fill that tupperware bowl to the top. Remember mix well!

Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at bowling alleys.

Low on drugs and money? Attend an open house and visit the medicine cabinet.

Just keep a cane in your car and make a handicapped sign. You'll always get a great parking space!

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

Lost your gas cap? Stuff a maxi-pad in its place and spray paint with matching color.

Need an umbrella? Visit a busy restaurant the day after a heavy rain and say you left a black umbrella.

Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the toilet seat by simply peeing in the sink.

If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat
and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

Remember the first name in luggage: Coleman®

For cheap and economical Halloween treats save up all your ketchup and mustard and picante and soy sauce and duck sauce packets all year long and hand them out on Halloween! Kids can't see em if you drop them in the bag and they think they have scored a bundle of candy by the shear weight of all those packets in the bag. Syrup packets are the best.

Next time you are too drunk to drive, walk to a pizza parlor, place an order for home delivery and catch a ride home with the driver.

Always keep several get well cards on your mantel... so if unexpected guests arrive, they will understand you've been too sick to clean the house.

Got a good one? Email Hellish Louise!

An Easter Prayer

Wow! That was my reaction on reading this Easter letter written by the chair of our congregation’s board of deacons. I knew immediately I had to share it with all of you. Hear his prayer … and, if you will, make it your own!
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“Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of laborers, the genius of scientists, the hope of its children.” Dwight D. Eisenhower, five-star general and the thirty-fourth president of the United States.

Religious people seldom have difficulty finding a scriptural basis for engaging in conflict. The Old Testament is a history of nations in conflict, and God was on the side of the faithful. The lesson of our Savior, however, is to bridge differences, to trample prejudices, and to bury animosities. To the surprise of most everyone, Jesus came not to lead his people in war, but as the Prince of Peace. Jesus died on a cross, not to defeat the Romans, but to bring the Kingdom of God.

As spring awakens the earth, let us be prayful and courageous. Let us pray that our eyes be opened. Let us see the world as it is and as it yearns to be. Let us pray for understanding, reconciliation, and the end of animosities, some of which have lasted for hundreds of years. Let us pray for ourselves. Let us pray for our neighbors and our enemies. Let us temper our passions and tend to the patient labors of peace."

NFL's lawyers sack church's game plan | IndyStar.com

NFL's lawyers sack church's game plan | IndyStar.com: "The NFL is telling Fall Creek Baptist Church in Indianapolis that the church's plans to use a wall projector to show the game at a party for church members and guests would violate copyright laws.
NFL officials spotted a promotion of Fall Creek's 'Super Bowl Bash' on the church Web site last week and sent pastor John D. Newland a letter -- via FedEx overnight -- demanding the party be canceled.
Initially, the league objected to the church's plan to charge partygoers a fee to attend and that the church used the license-protected words 'Super Bowl' in its promotions.
Newland told the NFL his church would not charge partygoers -- the fee had been intended only to pay for snacks -- and that it would drop the use of the forbidden words.
But the NFL wouldn't bite. It objected to the church's plans to use a projector to show the game on what effectively was a 12-foot-wide screen. It said the law limits the church to one TV no bigger than 55 inches"

NFL PARTY VIEWING RULES

NFL PARTY RULES

For groups that want to host Super Bowl parties -- other than sports bars and businesses that normally show televised sports -- here are rules the NFL says must be followed:

• No admission fees (even to pay for snacks).

• Only one television (55 inches or smaller).

• No use of the words "Super Bowl" in promotional materials.

• No exhibition of the game in connection with events "that promote a message."

Source: NFL

HOW BIG IS WAL-MART?

A friend sent me this and I just had to share it!!

I was blown away by these mind-boggling statistics on Wal-Mart!

1. At Wal-Mart, Americans spend $36,000,000 every hour of every day.

2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!

3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick's Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year.

4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target + Sears + Costco + K-Mart combined.

5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people and is the largest private employer.

6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the World.

7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger & Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only 15 years.

8. During this same period, 31 Supermarket chains sought bankruptcy (including Winn-Dixie). 9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world.

10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are SuperCenters; This is 1,000 more than it had 5 years ago.

11. This year, 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will occur at a Wal-Mart store.(Earth's population is approximately 6.5 billion).

12. 90% of all Americans live within 15 miles of a Wal-Mart.

Walmart, although a great success story of business that has brought cheaper goods to our homes, is also a symbol of America's decline. Walmart does not make anything. It only sells items that are made in China. Walmart as our number one employer when at one time companies like General Motors, Bethlehem Steel and Westinghouse were our major employers. This shift shows that jobs have left our country for China. Look what is happening to General Motors and Ford. Americans now work for low paying Walmart jobs when their parents worked for high paying union jobs at industrial manufacturing companies that are now in China.